How many times have we been asked "If you're a magician, can you make my wife disappear?"
We get asked this all the time, accompanied by a smirk. Well now you have the perfect comeback. You reach into your pocket and pull out a small pill tub, on it reads "Wife Vanishing Pills", you show it to the man who asked the question and tell him to give her a few of these, he laughs and the wife gasps. Then for the big laugh, you secretly show the wife the back of the tub and tell her not to show the husband.
The back of the tub reads: "Warning: Contents may make your wife intelligent enough to leave you". Now she's laugh and he want's to know why! It's the perfect answer to that inevitable question as is a great ice-breaker.
Note: The pill tub comes empty and you don't actually need anything in them, but you can always put a few tic-tacs in it.